Family Slang Words For Cats
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on September 2, 2025With very short exceptions, my parents have had cats for as long as I’ve been alive. My nuclear family is close and has plenty of words, phrases, or family references/in-jokes1 that I took for granted growing up. When I was in middle school, my at-the-time crush came over around my birthday because she had gotten me a present.2 She was allergic to cats, so she had little-to-no concept of cat behaviors. While we sat on the couch, I tried to explain what the cats were doing and why, using as specific of language as I could: the ones I learned from my family. She responded that those words weren’t real, and I explained that my family always used these words. It then dawned on me that families could create common-sounding words that were actually extremely niche.
Many years later, I’ve since learned that all words are made up. With that in mind, here’s a descriptivist approach to my family’s words for describing cats. Where possible, I’ve tried to include any known etymology I could in the footnotes:
boonk /bʊŋk/ verb — a cat intentionally hitting its forehead on anything 3
smear /smiɚ/ verb — a cat rubbing either…